Chapter 14 – Patata – Lod Blankensaft

Buff t’ing boybot Nellee gets to access Chingiz’ most secret portal and Loddie sends a broadside to the banksters in Wall Street and beyond. From Camden to Cairo, from Lewisham to Lahore, a Robin Hood style fire sale makes rich men of the poor and poor men of the rich with still no word on the beggarman-thief. In NW1 where the traffic lights are out, the cashpoints gone doolally and someone’s thrown a bin through the window of the Hawley, Ron’s niece finds out the worst news since she found out he was more than his niece and Cable exercises his right to self-defence. Can Davies keep a lid on things? Can Graham really expect to raise the dread? Should you really put margarine on a baked ‘patata’? Can you tell the difference between talk and mutter? Keep it greasy!